268 – Pity Platter
Who needs salt when you have tears?
Who needs salt when you have tears?
We couldn’t think of a third pretzel pun, sorry.
Picture puuurrrrrfect.
I hear it’s surprisingly cosy…
Once you pop… we’re legally not allowed to finish this joke.
An almost-close encounter…
Be afraid, be jelly afraid.
How unFURtunate.
He needs to chill…
It’s important to know when to quit.
This joke was a bit of a stretch.
One man’s trash is another man’s muse…
When the Bass drops you…
Art imitating life…
Hair today, gone tomorrow…
Welcome, to the round place…
Beautiful, majestic… nevermind.
…
COUNTDOWN…
FINAL…
THE…
The gift that keeps on giving.
sNOOOOOOOOw
There are many doors, death is the first…
I’m thankful for this comic.
Keep your legs straight…
What a trick!
HEY, LISTEN! or read… whatever.
Please give generously.
It’s that well known Halloween figure…
Welcome, to Jurassic Traffic…
Looks like the gang is brown bread.
I forgot what this comic is about…
Full of vitamin bee…
Another birdbrained scheme…
Greatness requires sacrifice… for others.
Eye did not see that coming…
Eye have no idea what’s going on anymore…
Eye sea what you did there…
Drive safe…
The Eyes have it…
Uh oh…
No more rockumentaries before bed.
The never ending cycle…
Paw-traits…
They’re so hot right now…
Head in the clouds…
Cold and unfeeling… we mean Tom.
Don’t rub it in.
Rainy day blues…
Comedy has its pitfalls.
Hide and shriek.
What a cat-a-strophe.
Yolks on you.
Go boldly or go home.
Pleased to announce that in all comics from here onwards have been outsourced to eastern Europe.
Free cookie for all participants.
Harsh, but fair.
A blank canvas… too blank.
Seriously?
Now that’s what I call a club sandwich.
Moth money, moth problems.
Classic.
Everything has it’s price.
Stick, meet carrot.
Life has obstacles, today’s is Matt.
One man’s trash is another man’s junk sale.
What a bargain! Wait a minute…
We had it coming…
Tom falls out of Edd’s good books…
Damn. That moustache was really starting to grow on him…
What an unfortunate chincident.
…and for dessert, a knuckle sandwich!
Someboaty get that bouy a gillfriend (sea what I did there?)
The horror!
Was it REALLY worth it, Edd?
What a lovely edd of hair!
Dreams really can come true!
…and a comic each Sunday keeps the fandom at bay.
Murder is an art.
Heavily guarded princesses can be a real hazard.
… and he was never seen again.
More like in-SHOE-rance. Am I right? Haha. Help me.
What’s really weird is that he’d made it to the eighth lesson without incident..
Dammit, Edd..
It seemed like a good idea at the time..
Be careful what you wish for… (We use that one a lot, huh?)
We’re back! (This is the first Legacy comic.)
It’s the latest craze, everyone is doing it!
Names are important.
The punchline is diabetes.
Bumper Christmas comic!
Nice and toasty.
At least he wasn’t watching hit new sitcom ‘I Hate You, Leave Me Alone’.
In fairness, he was a pretty good detective.
I guess Tom should have screened that joke before he said it.
This is why you never take party food home with you.
It still has more games than the Wii.
Breaking the news via email would have been too impersonal.
Isn’t it?
OH BOY.
Secrets revealed!
We need to go deeper.
I could swear this comic is cursed!
A surprisingly topical comic this time!
Beep bop boop. (Tom was playing TrialsHD)
Keep your phlegms close and your enesneeze closer.
The latest fad diet!
Truly terrifying.
I think that may actually be worse..
Sofa king cool.
Curiosity killed the Matt.
Good job it wasn’t a resolution.
It’s the Pun of the Covenant!
It’s the crotch that counts.
In his defense, he was pretty awesome.
Every builder secretly fears this day will come.
This comic was brOUGHT TO YOU BY CAPSLOCK
A can a day keeps the dentis-EXPLOSION
I swear to god, this happens to me every yesterday.
Another pun rolling in under the door in an indiana jones fashion!
Drawn live on my screencast!
Drawn live on my screencast!
THIS is the reason we stick to our colours.
Easiest game ever.
(Drew this live on my livestream screencast!)
Find a penny, Pick it up, Ouch my back, What the f**k?
You’re better than this, Edd.
Every activity is better with friends.
At least it’s easier to recycle now…
Always check the nutritional info!
Never from concentrate!
Oof. Wow.
This one’s a bit mean, huh.
Sometimes less is more.
A comic filled with Bad puns that were inspired by the death of one our friend’s rats.
Let him believe.
What a surprise!
Boom boom.
How many times must this happen before we’ll learn?
Be careful what you Google for.
Don’t you just hate that feeling you get when this happens.
Fun fact: The first frame actually happened in reality, the rest was just wishful thinking.
Some pranks are just evil.
Eddsworld: Always pushing the boundaries of new technology.
And finally we reach the end of this arc!
Tune in for the conclusion next week!
Oh my, feelings and the such.
It’s what all the hip kids are doing… surely?
It’s really hard to draw on laptops >:C
Those pores tho.
Stalkers just ain’t what they used to be!
OMG DRAMA
Part two of this shocking story arc!
What a mystery…
Mmm… Padded.
Don’t you hate it when that happens?
At least he wasn’t using the smaller targets…
Is anybody reading these little notes?
Be careful what you wish for…
He’s a man, and he’s ON fire. Get it?
Isn’t it a magical time of year?
Well, there’s always next year.
He should have seen that coming.
Pie.
It’s a simple formula…
It’s not wrong.
Edd pulls a totally harmless prank.
Those guys are the worst.
Edd Duck is canon, confirmed.
Bigger is always better.
Dayummmn!
Uggh! So picky!
That’ll teach him.
Should really choose his words more wisely.
The thrilling conclusion!
Silly Matt, the only face he can remember is his own..
The thrilling continuation!
The thrilling third instalment in the arc.
It’s all about getting the right aesthetic.
(Sorry for the typo there, tursn out its actuall spelt arc)
All wrappers are rubbish.
He chose.. poorly.
Yeah its a fart joke, but this one had me and Matt laughing when we thought of it.
It’s important to follow instructions.
Works like a charm.
Huh.
An old classic. Ruined.
Dun dun dunnnn, a pop culture refrence in one of my comics. Oh noes.
Happy Birthday, Tom!
Guest: Tom
What’s he going to do with that? Just use your imagination.
The horror… the horror…
A true artist suffers for/with his work.
Oh mah lawd, Matt is disgusting!
Well it technically worked?
If only it was that easy.
Based on actual comebacks.
This one’s just plain weird.
Points for realism.
Hell yeah, toilet humour.
In a way, isn’t a mirror just a hard, glass poster? Think about it.
I would use these notes so much.
It’s really your fault for still reading these…
What a show!
50th Eddsworld comic! (Please don’t count them.)
Mistakes have consequences.
Such fear!
They never get the order right..
Some people can never be pleased.
Guest: Hellucard
Fun fact: I actually don’t like the Baldwins too much.
And it burn burn burns a ring of fire…
Careful how you phrase your words.
There’s a hero inside all of us!
Tom and his great ideas.
The dangers of fire.
Edd solves his money problems.
The funny thing is, this actually happened.
This one also hasn’t aged well…
Maybe I should use some tampons.
Mmmm, Chicken.
Isn’t it always the way?
An easy mistake to make.
Yaaaaawwwn
Darn these modern adverts…
There goes the neighbourhood…
Guest: The Author
Get vaccinated now!
What a guy…
This one hasn’t aged well…
Drink up! It’ll put hair on your chest. I mean rocks. It’ll put rocks in your chest.
Bah! You try to do nice things for people…
Mmmm, tasty.
What a pain.
Mmmmm! Cheese!
This guy.
Looks like Edd’s hit a wall with his jokes…
Squeaky clean!
Mmmm, yummy.
Don’t you wish you had friends like this?
Well it TECHNICALLY worked..
Mmm, spaghetti junction.
Strange but true!
If you don’t get it, read it aloud.
We had to keep them SOMWHERE…
Sorry about the sheet quality.
Saying it in French makes it tastier though…
Yes. Everything except cans. – Isaac Newton
And that’s how it’s made!
THIS is why Tord left.
I don’t have captions for these early ones la la la la
Never cross Bowser.
IRL Matt would actually love that kind of project.
The first EW comic! And probably the worst!